President Donald Trump already doesn’t get much respect in the EDM world. There’s hardly a festival you can go to where at least one DJ isn’t starting a “Fuck Donald Trump” rant. But in the face of things we don’t like, the internet has always done one thing particularly well… make fun of them.
For better or worse, the president loves expressing himself on Twitter — so had he not been handed his life of fame and fortune, he could have easily become an EDM-hating internet troll. This account and the following tweets sum up what it’d be like if Trump woke up in the morning, drank a glass of Haterade, and went off about the EDM industry.
He doesn’t hate on every facet of EDM, however… He’s a fan of Fyre Festival. The @trumpEDM bio hilariously boasts “45th in office, #1 on the decks.” Below are the best (and worst) of EDM Trump and his effort to “Make EDM Great Again!”
WARNING: FAKE NEWS AHEAD
EDM Trump Tweets
Together we will MAKE EDM GREAT AGAIN!! #MEDMGA
— Trump EDM (@trumpEDM) October 1, 2017
Cake throwing @steveaoki has venue pay for cake AND clean up. UNFAIR!
— Trump EDM (@trumpEDM) September 30, 2017
Old man @tiesto needs more new hits, or he’s going to say BYE BYE to private jets and be back in coach with grouchy @pauloakenfold. SHAME!!
— Trump EDM (@trumpEDM) October 1, 2017
Good lookin @CalvinHarris made big money this year but better stay in shape or may lose fanbase. People (women) agree! HANDSOME!
— Trump EDM (@trumpEDM) September 30, 2017
Big joker @DILLONFRANCIS would rather mug for camera than make moombahton. Forgot roots, WILL REGRET!
— Trump EDM (@trumpEDM) September 30, 2017
Trend hoppin’ @diplo would rather make reggae than stand for the national anthem. MAJOR LOZER!
— Trump EDM (@trumpEDM) October 1, 2017
Just met with the owners of FYRE FESTIVAL, great men. BIG things in the works for 2020 election celebration. @davidguetta to perform! HUGE!
— Trump EDM (@trumpEDM) October 2, 2017
We as a country must join together in these turbulent times and demand that @TheChainsmokers stop existing. BAD!
— Trump EDM (@trumpEDM) October 3, 2017
BIG HEAD @marshmellomusic won’t take helmet off during national anthem. SHAMEFUL!
— Trump EDM (@trumpEDM) October 3, 2017
Today, I signed an executive order to REUNITE @CVKEDUP. Best remixers in the game folks. OG! pic.twitter.com/zfelFtEmZ2
— Trump EDM (@trumpEDM) October 2, 2017
H/T: Billboard
